Little Red Riding Hood is getting ready to visit her grandmother in the forest when her mother says, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do....... he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a big ol' shotgun and said,"Don't worry, Mommy, I've got it covered." So, off Little Red Riding Hood goes, walking through the forest. Soon, she comes across the three little pigs. One of the little pigs runs out from their brick house and warns, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do........ he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood pulls out her big ol' shotgun and says, "Don't worry boys, I got it covered." Sure enough, as Little Red Riding Hood continues through the forest, she comes across the Big Bad Wolf. He roars, "You shouldn't have come out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because you know what I'm going to do! ........ I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
So, Little Red Riding Hood lifts up her little red dress, pulls down her little red panties, and lays down on her back with her legs spread apart. Then, she points the big ol' shotgun at the Big Bad Wolf and says......... "Actually, Wolfie Boy, if you know what's good for you, you're going to eat me like the book says."