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Introduction:

A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
A man use to work somewhere ones he got sick he called his employer to tell him he can't come on work today so he want a week long leave.

employee: "Boss i can't come to work today."

Boss : "why?"

employee : "boss i am sick"

Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife i keep fucking her ass until she start crying believe it or not anal makes me feel better, try it."

employee: "ok if you say so"

Later employee called back: "It worked. i am feeling better now. You have a nice house!" :D
31 comments

anonymous readerReport 

2012-11-14 21:46:03
If you fags like wimmers so much suck his fucking dick if not shut the fuck up!

anonymous readerReport 

2012-01-15 15:46:32
Boss, I can't come in to work today. I am sick.

How sick are you?

Well, I've been in bed all morning.... with my sister...

anonymous readerReport 

2011-10-17 01:18:36

anonymous readerReport 

2011-10-17 01:17:44
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anonymous readerReport 

2011-08-27 15:31:17
funny but hard to jerk off to

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