A kinky questionaire (coppied from satinlvr_mwf)
1. Have you ever slept naked? : always
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 15 cm / 6 inches
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: I was given a prostitute.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : No
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Yes, my sister-in-law
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Light
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : Having a sweet young girl to do everything I ask
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : no way
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : in a walk-in fridge
12. Would you have sex there? No
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? :I was 21
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: No, not into men
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : strawberry
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: No
17. What and who turns you on? : I love Japanese women.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: There are so many. Just out of my head: Lucy Liu
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : No
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: No
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: No
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: Sarah
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: no
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : What pubic hairs?
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 2
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : DPV
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : No
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes, any time I can
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : No
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : No idea
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Blindfold, rope!
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Yes
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: Yes
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: Yes
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Yes
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : In a car.
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Spanked her in front of two of her friends
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : Nothing yet
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: I tried a lot already. No need to wonder
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? No
51. Have you ever caught them?: No
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : Yes
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : Yes
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Nothing
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Yes, I love that!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : No
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : No
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes.
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : No
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: No, I'd be back down to soon.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Yes
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : A knife
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? :
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Big fun
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : Never
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 16
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : I don't know
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Yes
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Yes
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No.
79. How about cherries? : No
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : Ys, can be fun when you are apart.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : No
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : No
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : No!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Yes and yes
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? No
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? A student in Amsterdam that went to my hotel room to snuggle
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Snuggle.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Hold my gf tight.
91. Which would you rather make out:
[ ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ X ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? No excuse, I am grown up.
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Dark grey
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? Yes
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yes
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[X ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : No
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? There are some great ones on my friends list.
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 15 cm / 6 inches
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: I was given a prostitute.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : No
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Yes, my sister-in-law
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Light
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : Having a sweet young girl to do everything I ask
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : no way
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : in a walk-in fridge
12. Would you have sex there? No
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? :I was 21
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: No, not into men
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : strawberry
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: No
17. What and who turns you on? : I love Japanese women.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: There are so many. Just out of my head: Lucy Liu
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : No
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: No
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: No
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: Sarah
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: no
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : What pubic hairs?
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 2
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : DPV
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : No
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes, any time I can
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : No
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : No idea
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Blindfold, rope!
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Yes
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: Yes
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: Yes
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Yes
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : In a car.
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Spanked her in front of two of her friends
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : Nothing yet
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: I tried a lot already. No need to wonder
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? No
51. Have you ever caught them?: No
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : Yes
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : Yes
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Nothing
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Yes, I love that!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : No
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : No
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes.
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : No
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: No, I'd be back down to soon.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Yes
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : A knife
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? :
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Big fun
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : Never
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 16
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : I don't know
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Yes
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Yes
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No.
79. How about cherries? : No
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : Ys, can be fun when you are apart.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : No
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : No
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : No!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Yes and yes
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? No
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? A student in Amsterdam that went to my hotel room to snuggle
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Snuggle.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Hold my gf tight.
91. Which would you rather make out:
[ ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ X ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? No excuse, I am grown up.
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Dark grey
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? Yes
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yes
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[X ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : No
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? There are some great ones on my friends list.
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