Hi, I'm Jessica Yap. You can call me Jess. I'm Malaysian Chinese and I live in Melbourne, Australia. I finished university last year, and this is my first year out in the real world. I have an apartment in the city from where I can walk to work. I go to the gym near my place about 4 or 5 times a week. I have become... well, obsessed with getting my body into the perfect shape, according to my standards. That means I workout to get a hard stomach, really well-toned arms, legs and butt! I want to tell you about my first real lesbian experience. Back when I was in university, I had a couple of Read more
Health-scare fallout
Having to stay at home is driving me bananas, can't go out with my ff, can't see bf, and hubs is always around. Yes he gets horny now and then, lol. But.. well, you know... So he went to the store yesterday... while he was gone, you had me... on my back on the couch with front door open so i could see the car when he got back, lol. Pulled my tshirt up and just did me OMG rubbed me senseless. Did not bother to put my undies back on when I saw the car. Did pull the shirt down halfway to my knees. I must have looked a mess and there was this aroma of Tabu and sex, but he did not seem to notice. Read more
Girl in Dress Distress
So a friend here just asked what my fantasy for today is... While out shopping I found a cute dress, a size too small... and too short, but... it was a back-zip mini-dress at Macy's. I squirmed into it and it was so cute, but my diet isn't going well... So trying to take it off, the zip stuck. Exasperated and embarassed, I found a clerk and asked her to help me with it. People were staring. I must have looked silly, half in and out of that skimpy sale-table sundress. She sent a manager-intern, 26 yr old total hunk who took his time freeing the zipper with warm gentle hands. And when he got it Read more
Proud to be Weird
Fellow weirdos, sickos, perverts, miscreants, social outcasts, degenerates, freaks, deviants, kooks, queers, dirtbags, and ass-lickers... Lend me your ears. I propose that we band together and start a deranged social movement of our own - beginning here and now, at this very moment. Please join me in establishing a new world order - a warped confederacy of the disaffected, the disenfranchised, and the fucked-up. A flagrant, unapologetic public declaration one million sc@talogically-fixated wackos strong. It’s high tim Read more
Rudie the Futanari Reindeer, Part 5
Masturbation Quiz
Masturbation Quiz Are you male or female? female Age? 48 At what age did you start masturbating? 12 How many times a week do you masturbate? I touch a few times a day but not to a finish. More often since lockdown How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once a day but again more often since lockdown Where do you masturbate: In bed? Yes In the shower? Yes In the bath? No Outdoors? Sometimes At work? In the past Every room in the house? No What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? Yes A friend? Yes A friend's spouse? Yes A stranger? Yes A Read more
Sex Quiz 1
Your Age: 49 at the time I'm answering this! Your Location: USA Last time you had sex with a female? Feb of 2020 ... oral Favorite position and why? I love oral so any position where I can enjoy tasting it Lights on or off? Either but prefer on Would you have to be drunk to have sex? No but I do get naughtier if I'm tipsy. Do you like shower sex? Yes it can be fun ... and as messy as it can be. Would you leave after or stay the night? I wouldn't stay the night. Do you like cuddling afterward? Depends Do you like oral sex? Adore Would you lick pussy? I have licked pussies. Would you lick ass? N Read more
Aunt Jean is making me so horny
Well on the 4th of July party at a mutual family members house we gathered for food, drinks and fireworks. Aunt Jean snagged me into the basement. She started groping my crotch saying "I need a favor"? I was like instantly hard. She goes "Derek will you cum in my panties"? I was like confused for a moment then she pulled her shorts and panties out exposing her hot unshaven smooth pussy. My cock was aching for her. She said "let's get you to cum"! She put her hand down my pants and grabbed my hard cock out. She cooed "now jack off for me". It took me less than a minute with her promising me how Read more
Some people can't respect the lines
It seems some people can't respect the lines of separating work/personal life and play. Not cute! Read more