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Booger Aids

***TRIGGER WARNING:*** This is a very frank rant based on a number of observations made here. It is not directed at anyone personally. I try to keep my posts to erotic stories, articles about sex, an extension of my profile and bio, nothing too heavy. Unfortunately I need to vent a few things today, I’m sick of repeating myself so now instead of saying the same things over and over here’s everything (in no particular order) in one place. I will just direct certain people here rather than humour them from now on. Feel free to block me or comment I’d love to see other people’s opinions on thes… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 2 months ago 2

BDSM test 2024

100% Ageplayer 100% Master/Mistress 100% Rigger 100% Sadist 100% Voyeur 100% Daddy/Mommy 100% Degrader 97% Experimentalist 97% Owner 96% Dominant 94% Boy/Girl 87% Non-monogamist 84% Switch 84% Primal (Hunter) 79% Brat tamer 71% Masochist 63% Exhibitionist 60% Submissive 55% Primal (Prey) 49% Pet 42% Brat 38% Rope bunny 15% Vanilla 1% Slave 0% Degradee… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 3 months ago

Feral Girl Part Four

Day Four I wake up at dawn, still spooning her, I never closed the curtains and the sun shines through the window right onto my eyes. I have the hardest morning wood ever and her hand is wrapped around my shaft. She is reaching around behind herself and rubbing her lips between her legs with my cock. She’s all wet and slippery and it feels good. I push her hand away and guide myself to her entrance. “Is that what you want?” She grinds against me in approval. “Mmm.” I rub my tip up and down between her legs and touch it against her moist lips. I feel her push back as I drive my shaft as far i… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 7 months ago 1

Ferral Girl - Part 3

The work took a little longer than usual, she kept playing with all my equipment but it was nice to have some company. We make our descent scrambling down the difficult terrain until we finally make it to the track. Its not until we reach the track that I realise she is still completely naked. I'm quite accustomed to seeing her without any clothes on. I open my rucksack and hand her a spare set of trousers and a shirt. They are so baggy on her the trousers won't stay up and I have to take my belt off and put it on her as well. She laughs at her new outfit, walking like a man, mocking me. I t… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 9 months ago 4

The massage

“Would you like a massage?” You nod with a smile. “Yeah.” I grab some massage oil, candles, some matches and a blindfold and lay them on the bed. “Come here.” You stand right in front of me. “Take off your clothes.” You strip, enthusiastic at first but a little hesitant once you get down to your underwear. I stand behind you and remove your bra, tossing it to the floor. I pull your hair to one side and kiss you on the neck. You stand up a little straighter taking a tiny silent gasp with your eyes closed. You must like it when I kiss you on the neck. “Take your knickers off.” You don’t hesi… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 10 months ago 1

Movie Night

We started out sitting next to each other on the sofa watching a film together. After the film neither of us was particularly tired. I suggest watching another film. "Sure." "What do you want to watch?" You shrug. "I don't know what do you wanna watch?" I like action and horror, you like romance and drama and we've just watched an action film. It's definitely your turn to choose. "Now don't start that again! It's your turn what do you want to watch?" I slap you on the shoulder. "Dunno. You pick." You slap me back as if we are playing tag. We know all about each other, how I enjoy pornograph… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 10 months ago 4

Visiting the Keeper - Friday Afternoon - Welcome

I feel a sense of relief when I finally arrive, its been a long journey and I'm quite tired. I step out of the car and I'm greeted by the Keeper and a group of five women stood in a gaggle. He is a little older than me, more experienced and accomplished, I admire his lifestyle. I'd love to take notes but not now, right now I'm here to relax and enjoy myself. "Welcome my friend." "Plesure to meet you. Nice line up. May I?" "Of course" I look at the women. "Stand in a line arms distance appart." I stand to the side of them and look down the line. Its not a line at all. I walk behind the line… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 11 months ago 3

Feral Girl Part II

I woke up laying on top of a deep shagg rug on the floor with her in my arms. There was a neat pile of rabbit bones on the floor next to a smouldering fire and we were both completely naked. It felt like I’d woken up from a wild party but without the hang over. I had my arm around her holding onto one of her breasts, she was blissfully asleep holding my arm in place with both hands. The edges of the curtains glow with sunlight and I can hear birds singing. I could lay here all day but I have a job to do. As I lay next to this naked girl, who a matter of hours ago I was balls deep inside taki… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 12

BDSM Test 2023

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Ageplayer 100% Master/Mistress 100% Sadist 100% Rigger 100% Degrader 97% Experimentalist 96% Dominant 95% Voyeur 94% Owner 94% Daddy/Mommy 92% Non-monogamist 84% Primal (Hunter) 84% Switch 81% Brat tamer 80% Boy/Girl 78% Masochist 74% Brat 70% Submissive 64% Primal (Prey) 60% Exhibitionist 57% Pet 57% Rope bunny 12% Vanilla 12% Slave 0% Degradee… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 1

Feral Girl

I’m sure this is the place but I double check the map anyway, this is the place. An abandoned wooden shack that took far too long to find, the only building for twenty miles in any direction. I check the door, it’s unlocked. It will be dark very soon and the tracks are overgrown. Best if I spend the night here. The porch and the hallway are stacked floor to ceiling with firewood. I start a fire and close the thick heavy curtains to trap the heat in and sit down on an old worn out couch. I should eat or at the very least have a hot drink but I’m tired from days of driving over difficult terra… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 11

Physical Pain Questionnaire v1.0

Physical Pain Questionnaire v1.0 Name:__________________ Age: ____ Do you derive pleasure from pain? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] I am curious about experimenting with pain as a means of pleasure Does the prospect of pain arouse you sexually? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] I am curious Do you derive sexual pleasure from pain? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] I would like to try At what point does/ do you think pain becomes pleasant for you? [ ] Always [ ] After being aroused mentally [ ] During foreplay [ ] During sexual relations [ ] When my body is at maximum sensitivity/ after climax What kinds of stimulation do… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 6

Sexiest People and Accents from Around the World

Exotic accents and people from exotic places drive me wild and I’m not alone. You don’t have to be the prettiest, you could be the most boring person in the world if you have the right accent you can make people melt. Here’s a list of 10 of the most sexy accents and people form around the world. 10 United States and Canada Depending on the state and even the city American accents can be really hot. There are a lot of good looking women in North America and with most high production vale pornography coming from the United States we are conditioned to find the accent sexy. 9 Sou… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 2

Masturbation Quiz I Stole off socafuncouple9

Masturbation Quiz Are you male or female? Male Age? 35 At what age did you start masturbating? Around 10 How many times a week do you masturbate? Only if I can’t get laid, minimum every other day How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? At least once Where do you masturbate: In bed? Yes In the shower? Yes In the bath? Yes Outdoors? Occasionally At work? Only if I’m desperate Every room in the house? Not in the kitchen but I’ll have sex in the kitchen if I’m in the mood In a car while traveling along the interstate? No What do you fantasize about when you play:… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago

Huge quiz I stole off vicky_10

NSFW ASKS! Send me a Number 1. Are you a virgin? 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? 5. Do you swear under celibacy? 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to? 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? 11. If you had to chose one, woul… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago

A Quiz I copied off another site

1: When did you lose your virginity? 16 2: Rough sex or soft sex? Depends what mood I’m in 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Yes all the ones I’m willing to share are on my profile 4: Weirdest place you've had sex? A car park 5: Favorite sex position? Depends what mood I’m in 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant, I will occasionally switch for the right person 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes, not many 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Yes!! 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? No 11:… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 4

A Pleasant Surprise

So I’m fucking a girl at my place, she was so wet and relaxed it was amazing. Her slippy juices dripped between her butt cheeks and I got a little curious about what it would be like to lick the juices off her ass hole. When she came she started contracting, it felt amazing and I almost came instantly but it felt so good inside her I wanted it to last forever. I pulled out before she made me cum and rested the tip of my cock on her ass hole while I caught my breath. I started to rub her clitoris quite vigorously and she started rocking her body and moaning really loud so I put my hand on her… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 4

BDSM TEST 2022

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Ageplayer 100% Owner 100% Daddy/Mommy 95% Voyeur 94% Rigger 94% Sadist 93% Experimentalist 92% Dominant 87% Non-monogamist 86% Boy/Girl 86% Master/Mistress 85% Degrader 84% Switch 80% Primal (Hunter) 75% Brat tamer 65% Pet 62% Masochist 60% Exhibitionist 55% Submissive 54% Primal (Prey) 51% Rope bunny 34% Brat 27% Slave 20% Vanilla 0% Degradee… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 1 year ago 4

How to Blow a Man’s Mind with Deepthroat

What is Deepthroating? Deepthroating is when someone gives a person fellatio (a blowjob) but much deeper, taking the phallus so deep that it penetrates the oesophagus. Gag reflexes can triggered when anything that could be a choking hazard reaches the uvula (the tear drop shaped flesh at the back of the mouth). So why try do do something that can literally make you vomit? There are two key incentives for trying this unique sexual experience. The first is psychological. It take practice to learn how to do it thus it’s a prime way of demonstrating sexual prowess. There’s also a lot of… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 2 years ago 8

Rants don't save websites people do

I’m sick of seeing the same rants over and over on adult websites but the truth is the ones that are always complaining are kind of right. Here are some top tips to make websites and apps that are NSFW a much more enjoyable place for yourself and everyone else. Some of this applies to other kinds of sites as well. 1) Have a profile picture that suits your account preferences If you have a hot profile picture but then lock all your profile and/ or content down don’t be surprised if you get a lot of strangers trying to add you. Consider changing your main picture to something a little more… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 2 years ago 2

Just a thought

If I was to write much filthier, more nasty, kinky or darker stories would anyone read them?… Read more

Posted by _CheshireCat_ 2 years ago 21