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Just a bit of fun! Paste your answers Are you male or female? Male Age? 46 At what age did you start masturbating? Around 13 How many times a week do you masturbate? Daily How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1 or 2 Where do you masturbate: In bed? Yes In the shower? Yes In the bath? Yes Outdoors? Yes but not often At work? Sometimes Every room in the house? No In a car while traveling along ? No What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? Yes A friend? Yes A friend's spouse? Yes A stranger? Yes A co-worker? Yes A member of the same sex? Som… Read more

Hello there porn surfers and porn surfettes! I know you're out there. I decided to give you a little peak inside what many of us call THE BATE STATION. "Yo, Cat, what the fuck is a BATE STATION?" you ask? Well, it's that little special place we all create for the sake of our soul and our cock's soul. That secret place where all fantasy becomes reality. Where if a race of hot interplanetary BABE race with gravity-defying tits and minuscule bikini uniforms would a***** us from to exp… Read more

The average male ejaculation is about 3.7 mL (obviously they didn't test Peter North). 3785 mL = 1 Gallon So, simple math means that approx 1000 cum shots = 1 gallon of cum. Now that you know that, you can figure out how much you've actually cum, assuming you keep track of how often you jerk off. It also makes me wonder just how much cum has been shot for me.... So, down in the comments why don't you Hammys tell me: 1) How many times you've cum for me 2) How much you've cum overall. I'm very interested to see some of these numbers, hehehe. Happy Cumming Hammys! ;)… Read more

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Obviously, I happen to have a weakness for big, splashing, real *HUGE* CUMSHOTS, especially facials. So I want to share my thoughts about the biggest cummers in the professional business. No dribblers allowed. This is my selection of the biggest cummers in the business available at the very moment and some of the past. Please feel free to comment, discuss or critizise! Note that there is no particular order or ranking included. I will keep adding performers on top of the list, new cummers as well es such that… Read more

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Men can squirt like women! I discovered this a few years ago. I’m sure a lot of you are wondering how this is done. How it works: This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do: Step 1. Go in a private area. Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there. Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis. Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis. Step 5. Masturbate l… Read more

I recently lost all my porn magazines which saddened me as I had them for quite a few years and I shot many loads of spunk over them. They were so stained, wrinkled, stuck, torn, and quite smelly. The smell always turned me on, the stale, dry sperm just seems to make so horny. But it, not just the smell that gets me going it is also the look and feel that I find so erotic . Even now as I write this sitting here naked, I have to keep stroking my cock at the thought of all those well used and abused magazines that must have had hundreds of loads of my creamy spunk splattered over them. I miss t… Read more

Despite the excellent filth available online and in movies, I've always had a soft spot (or rather, a hard on) for sex magazines. I've just spent a while tonight sorting out my now ageing (and increasingly spunkstained!) stash and whilst tidying them up did a little stock-take that may be of interest to other wankers - here's what I can currently entertain pricks with... From the Color Climax range: 3 x Rodox 5 x Mega Climax 3 x New Cunts 1 x Color Climax 1 x Bestsellers 1 x New Climax 1 x Anal Sex 1 x Anal Sex Climax 6 x Private Sex 4 x Pirate 2 x Private Lives Then various one-off copies… Read more

Morning Wood When I wake up There you stand Nothing to do But lend you a hand Do you need the toilet Were you caused by a dream Is this about urine Or is this about cream I take you to the bathroom In case it's to pee I look down at you You're looking back at me Your stand seems adamant No sign of you flagging So off we go Behind you I'm tagging As I get older These are more and more fleeting So back to bed then Time to give you a beating Soon I have you Spitting the white stuff I've got you fooled You think my hand is a muff… Read more

Huge Ropey Spurts!… Read more

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