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Trying a bikini - 3rd in a serie

It's been a while, sorry people but I've been busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Remember the trying a bikini story. First a lesbian affair in the fitting room, then getting ravaged by my husband while my son looked on. Fuck this was hot. So I finally went on this vacation with my girlfriend (not GIRLFRIEND, just a friend, the wife of a friendly couple we hang out with). Jamaican beaches, lots of food, too much to drink most days, like the very first day we got there. We got to our room and Janet (my friend) tells me she's beat, she'll take a shower, grab a drink and go… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 4 years ago 4

Daughter finds my special pic collection

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. I was on my Mac looking at vacation pics, a vacation I took with my daughter and her cousin, my niece. Of course nothing happened during the vacation but you're off to the island with 3 great looking women (my wife was with us of course) your mind wonders. So here I am looking at bikini clad girls, my wife of 45, my daughter and her cousin both twenty wearing very small bikinis. So I make this secret stash of pics for later use. Except Before I had the chance to save it to my special Dropbox folder, the phone rang, my boss is calling and I need to get to the constru… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 5 years ago 32

Daughter's cell phone - 2nd episode

Some of you might have read the story about finding pics on my daughter's phone. Of not, here's where you can find it. https://xhamster.com/posts/796744 So, when Julie came to pick up her phone, I asked her what type of pictures she likes taking since she got one of those new, latest iPhone with a 12 mega pixels resolution. "Oh nothing special, out with the girls to the restaurant. At work with co-workers. I sometimes take pictures just to have a reminder of some clothes I try on and the place. You know, girl stuff". "Right. Well, when I turned on your phone, I saw this background pic of… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 5 years ago 23

Crowded Train

I'm really not sure what the hell came over me; I'd never done this before. Maybe I should do it more often. I'm a nine to fiver. Subway in the morning, subway in the PM. I'm lucky enough to get on at the top of the circuit so I'm always sitting in the evening. After a couple of stops, right before downtown, the cars fill up quite nicely and while people aren't on top of each other, they're pretty cramped. So I'm sitting there, minding my business, reading my Ebook when this lady with a mid thigh loose skirt stands right next to me. It's pretty warm so I'd already taken off my jacket and r… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 5 years ago 10

After trying the bikini

As I wrote in my previous story, (Trying on a bikini) I was amazed about the bikini trying experience. I had never had a lesbian affair before and this one threw me for a loop. When I got home, it was late afternoon, my husband and k**s were at home, all was normal. I told Tom (my husband) that I would like his opinion on my new bikini, to give me a few minutes to put it on. When I called him he replied that I could come down and get everybody’s opinion. (I didn’t think so). “No hun, come on up, please” When he came in to the bedroom his eyes grew wide as saucers. “Well, what have we g… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 5 years ago 6

Trying on a bikini

I am amazed I’m writing this. This is unlike some stories. I am 43 years old, married to the same guy for 22 years, 3 k**s. Nice home, paid for. 2 cars, a dog. Bank manager, 15 employees. Middle America you’d call it I suppose. Since I think you’ll want to know, I’m 5’7’’, round but not fat. I have a round face, a round behind, and round tits, not sagging, just still nice and round with pointy nipples. I was getting ready to go on vacation with a girlfriend of mine (not a GIRLFRIEND, but a friend who happens to be a girl). One week in Jamaica to soak in the sun, drink too much and dance.… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 5 years ago 5

Surprised by my daughter's cell phone

What the hell can I say. Julie, my daughter is 27 years old, on her own, career in chemistry, nice house. Doing good for herself. She's only got a little problem, she's absent minded as a goat. She'll go to the kitchen and forget why she went. She can't remember, or even understand, how to configure her electronics. iPhone, digital video recorder and electronics in general are a mystery to her, so I'm her go-to guy; I do work in IT so it's a natural. Of course, all dads think their k**s, their daughters in particular are great. But Julie is special. She's not the typical all American gi… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 6 years ago 13

The remote

This girl coworker and I have been joking about sex for the past couple of years. We're both happily married, both of us over 18 years, so it's all good at home but we spice things up by joking and making safe, very safe, passes at each other. Last summer we're both in the elevator, going out for lunch with colleagues, I'm in the back she's right in front of me. She's wearing one of those wrap around summer dresses and a pushup bra, mid heel shoes, not to high, just enough to firm up her calf. I guess she's about 5'6", 38-40 years old. Not a stunner but very very nice, shoulder length aubu… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 7 years ago 7

Trading friends

Based on some of the stories I've read (and written) on XHamster, this one will seem almost normal. Must have been 1981-82. My ex and I had a couple we were friends with. Aaron and Josie were exactly our age, I mean Aaron was born the very same day I was and Kathy (my wife) and Josie were born 1 month apart. Our 2 k**s got along real well, we were great friends. My ex was always the randy type. Liked to flirt and touch and stare the guys down. We went to parties, she danced around (I did as well, with the same, "enthusiasm", let's say). Those were the days where you didn't fuck up and… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 8 years ago 2

An unexpected Friday night

Just starting to write this story and I realize it begins like so many others. I guess old perverts hang around together. I was sitting alone on a Friday night after a long tiresome week when my daughter asked me if I could drive her to the cinema so she could be on time to meet her friends. "Sure" I said. Since her mum moved out, I try to be the best dad I can. "OK great, let me go change". When she came down my eyes just about popped out of my skull. She was wearing shorts so short her ass cheeks were visible to anybody who would look. "Hon, you can't go out like that. This i… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 8 years ago 3

My niece, a year later

Some of you might remember the 6 part story of my niece who came to visit with her mom, my sister. As you recall, this was a highly erotic week but I never did get to actually make love to my niece although I did fuck my sister. I invite you to read them, it's a good read if I say so myself. In the story she’s 25, (26 now), has a 9 month old baby and we’re 15 years apart - no not with the baby, my niece and I. So about a year later, my niece's husband gets deployed again for 6 months. Feeling depressed, she calls me up and asks of it's ok to come and visit. I have a country home, lots of r… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 10 years ago 1

Vacation with friend's fa**ily - part 2

In the first part of this story, I told you about Lisa, my friend’s 18 year old daughter whom I had just had a cock rattling experience in the house we were renting during our family vacation. After our sexual experience, I hit the shower (yes alone, I didn’t know when the rest of the group would come back), and Lisa hit the shower in her parent’s area of the house. I decided that it would be best if I just went out for a long walk and not be home when they all returned. I came back to the house at about 5 PM, and everybody was back. They asked where I’d been, if I was feeling better e… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 10 years ago 7

Picked this up on Xhamster

Note: Favorite videos/pictures now only works if the profile hasn't set faves to private, so some faves work, but uploaded videos/pictures still work. As a long time member of Xhamster, I've seen many hot videos and pictures, and uploaded my fair share of videos that I feel others will enjoy in return as I have enjoyed theirs. There is not such a good side to Xhamster though, in my time here I've come across at this point too many private profiles. Not only do I find this frustrating when you already have a video publicly viewable but I'm not able to see your other uploaded content, it's un… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 10 years ago 3

The friendly skies

Apologies to you dear reader but this true story cannot possibly be told in a few sentences. *********** I love to travel. Airports, planes and trains give me a wonderful chance to practice my favorite traveling pastime—watching people. Watching women in particular. Larger breasted or busty women to be exact. Traveling alone returning from a business trip, I boarded the flight and proceeded to the back row taking the window seat, because in the possible absence of buxom scenery, upon landing, I wanted to see out across the countryside on approach. It had been an excellent layover in… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 10 years ago 1

The food court

I was taking some pics with my trusted little iPhone – one must always have it handy. Do you people realize that this technology used to cost THOUSANDS of dollar for spies and voyeurs and now you just carry the thing around with you. Anyway, this girl was having lunch with a friend and I saw her legs from about 200 feet away. So I grabbed my lunch and made a beeline to the table right beside her. Got my book out and grabbed my phone as though I was waiting for a call. Put it on camera and just let it roll. The video bit is about the best part but I’ve got about 10 minutes of video of this… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 10 years ago 4

Book salesman

My sister and I are dressed in skirts and small, rather thin sweaters, with no bras or underwear, of course... Chris has just combed my hair, and I go down to open the door for our friends, but I'm wrong: it isn't them. It's a rather large man at the door. "Good afternoon," the man says. "I am selling collections of books, bound in real leather, and I would like to suggest that you take a look at some of them." "Thank you, but my parents are not here now, and personally, this does not interest me." "I wouldn't disturb you long." (He takes a book bound in green leathe… Read more

Posted by Ticlem69 11 years ago 5